Cuoi Be Bung

A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!" Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?" "Listen you, dag-nab it, I said I want to open a trading account this instant!" "Pardon me, sir, but we do not stand for that sort of talk in this institution!" The stock broker leaves her desk and goes to her boss and tells him about her predicament. They both come back to her desk where the boss asks the man, "Is there a problem, sir?" The great thing about these campaigns is that they really get the attention of passersby (I would kill to see one of these live), but they also capture the attention of people on the web. These clips are just too cool not to go viral and as more and more people find out about 3D projection mapping these clips are sure to garner hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of views on sites like Vimeo and YouTube. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet. Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."